Ok, not so much hate. I do like the movies, and I don't plan to read the books, it's just the characters. The main thing is the vampires. Ok Stephanie Meyer, obviously you were the fat nerd in school and wanted to live out your fantasy by writing a book about a fanatastically awesomely cool boy liking the book version of you, but really, vampires aren't like that.
Point 1, Vampires die when they go in the sun, they don't glow. If that was the rumour, vampires would not be scary "WATCH OUT FOR DA VAMPIRE! HE GLOWS!"
That would be like me writing a book about zombies, except the zombies aren't actually undead, or eat brains, but they dress fancy and have good hair. Also, they own a bank. See, I can write just as good as you.
Point 2, Vampire DO sleep. Ever seen an old movie? The vampire sleep in coffins. THey do this during the day, you know why? BECAUSE THEY DIE IN THE SUN!
Point 3, Now, not really sure on this one, but I'm pretty sure no legend has that vampire babies age rapidly. I don't even think technically a vampire can have babies. They're the living dead. So saying that a 17 year old boy (or however old Jacob is) falls in love with a baby, but it's ok, because the baby will age rapidly, IS NOT OK. That makes him a paedophile and he should be treated for it.
Point 4, while on the subject of Jacob, now I've only seen this in trailers, so I may be out of c ontext, but in the trailer, Bellas is about to be attacked, and Jacob leaps, and turns into a werewolf. It looks like day time too. So I don't get it, because I am quite sure Werewolves only become werewolves during full moons.
So please, Stephanie, stop buthering urban legends so they will fit into your little queer story about how you wish your life was.
This has been Christopher Lane, with my first actual rant in a while. Goodbye every body.
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