Wednesday, October 21, 2009

i canz rewl dah world?!

I was thinking yesterday what I would do if I ruled the world. Some were good, some were just dumb. Here is the top 10 things I would change if I ruled the world:

  1. Everyone fat person (like overly fat) would get a free gym membership. Scratch that, everyone who wated to get fit and healthy would.
  2. Anyone who kills an animal (besides the meat industry) will be sentenced to death too. See how they like it.
  3. Veal would be illegal. It's a freakin' baby.
  4. Abortion would be legalised, but only available on a case to case basis. i.e kids under 17/can't afford to raise baby. Not just you don't want it. Also abortions would have to be done before the baby gets fingernails.
  5. Gay Marriage would be legalised everywhere. Anyone who protests gays getting married can't be married, and if they are, their marriage is null and void.
  6. Dial-up would be illegal. All internet would be broadband
  7. Unlimited broadband internet would mean unlimited broadband and not "25gbs then slow"
  8. Shitty iPhone ripoffs would be taken off the market
  9. Any fanboys of PC or Mac would be versed to use the other. (PC fanboy must use Mac). The same with game consoles.
  10. Smokes would be de-legalised (that a word?)

Feel free to tweet @christopherlane or comment with any you agree/disagree with, or any you'd add.

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  1. tom.com1November 27, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    Maybe instead of "9. Any fanboys of PC or Mac would be versed to use the other. (PC fanboy must use Mac). The same with game consoles." 9. Should be 9. Any fanboys of PC or Mac would be versed in a battle of the death, the winning supporters choice will be used on every computer for the next century. In this case Windows would obvs win.

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